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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 274.6 hrs on record (34.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Early Access Review
-{Plot}—
☑ It will replace your life
Memorable
☐ Interesting
☐ Not boring
☐ Better go to sleep
☐ Where is he?

---{Graphic arts}—
☐ Reality looks worse
☑ Juicy
☐ Good
☐ Acceptable
☐ Bad
☐ Is there something there?
☐ Dangerous for the eyes

---{Gameplay}-—
☑ You can do this forever
☐ Interesting
☐ Simple gameplay
☐Well, this
☐ It's better to just sit still
☐ Looks like the developers forgot they made the game

---{Audio}—
☑ Ecstasy
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Will do
☐ Your voice sounds better
☐ Play without sound

---{Dynamics}—
☐ WHAT IS GOING ON HERE AOOOOOO?!
☑ Very dynamic
☐ Intense
☐ Moderately
☐ Calmly
☐ You can even fall asleep
☐ Maybe she just hung?

---{Complexity}—
☐ Sell your soul to Satan
☐ It will be a hard road
☐ It's hard to learn / become a master
☐ Medium, a beginner will not immediately understand everything
☑ Sometimes you will need to play with two hands
☐ Press "X" to win

---{PC Requirements}-—
☐ Wait for the quantum computer (only for top assemblies from 100k)
☐ Powerful (for near-tops up to 100k)
☐ Normal (40-70k)
☐ The first computer will go (25-35k), but if you want to drag it, it's better to pay more
☐ Calculator will do (< 25k)
☑ It will run even if you just plug in the electricity (< 15k)

---{Game Time}-—
☐ Infinity is not the limit!
☐ Quite long
☑ Medium
☐ Short
☐ You won't have time to blink

---{Price of purchase of the main game}-—
☐ Do you have nowhere to put your money?
☐ Not worth spending
☐ You can wait for discounts
☑ Price meets expectations
☐ Free-to-Play

---{Donate}-—
☐ Pay-to-Win
☐ Paid DLCs and packs, without which part of the gameplay is missing
☐ Depends on a significant part of the game, but fine without it
☑ Visual/music only
☐ Missing

---{Play with a friend}-—
☑ All at once
☐ In pair/squad online
☐ Only behind one screen
☐ Solo, but online if you're smart
☐ Solo, only if you sit next to and watch

---{Bugs}-—
☐ WARNING! RESERVE! ZHU-ZHU-ZHU
☐ Can be annoying
☐ Sometimes come across
☑ Have you seen them? Didn't see it, did you?
☐ There is simply nothing to bug here!
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