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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 88.5 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Jul, 2018 @ 12:08pm
Updated: 7 Dec, 2018 @ 8:27am

I... I used to be in a dark place, i was severely depressed, i didn't have a single friend... i was considering suicide... but then, one fateful night, i wound up finding Garfield Kart on steam, it was on sale so i decided, why not give it a try, sounds like some cheap knockoff of mario kart that i could play to amuse myself. I was very wrong. It ended up changing my life entirely. The moment I launched this game, I could not stop playing, I kept on playing, playing, playing for hours on end. When it was time to go to school, I somehow managed to stop playing this game. Right after school ended I went on my PC, rewatched my favorite anime Eromanga Sensei on kissanime.net, then in the middle, i went over to grab a bite of leftover chicken nuggets that mommy bought for me yesterday and what i came back to... was a sign up page for Russian cuties near you dating site. I signed up, out of sheer curiosity, not expecting much, just to get a russian cutie message me within 5 minutes!!! nothing like this happened before i installed Garfield Kart, but i was still skeptical about whether or not what happened was thanks to Garfield Kart, so i wanted to make sure. I texted my cute new russian GF (her name is Natasha) about if she is a gamer, she said... wait for it... she said yes! I asked her what her favorite game was and she asked me what my favorite game was, kind of dodging the question, but i ignored that and said Garfield Kart. Then she said it was her favorite game too!!! I have absolutely have no idea why she would want to hide that her favorite game is Garfield kart to be honest. I feel like I've found my true love, all thanks to Garfield Kart! I have paid 1000$ for a ticket for her to fly to me from Russia over to my proud country Poland! I think I am going to propose to her!! Sure i have only known her for a week 3 days and 48 minutes, but it was true love at first text! Thank you Garfield Kart, for helping me find the love of my life.
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7 Comments
Kid named finger 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07am 
This is so sad.
kari 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:02am 
not trolling, she broke my heart and bank account dude (i am trolling, sorry for lying to you guys :/)
u want anyfing from macdondald? 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:06pm 
(epic troll)
kari 23 Jun, 2021 @ 5:57am 
She stole all of my money ($539) and left. I am in financial ruin
Kid named finger 23 Jun, 2021 @ 3:22am 
hey man... its been like 7 months now... mind posting another Update? :D hows Natasha??? :D
judajj 28 Dec, 2020 @ 9:47am 
bruh
kari 19 Dec, 2018 @ 2:31am 
Update: we're engaged!