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ItsARainyDay 7 Aug, 2017 @ 4:35pm 
For all my life, or at least as long as I can remember, I have had an erection. Throughout every happy time, every sad moment, every memory has been shared with my massive 2-inch hard-on. It's always been there for me, never leaving me, always pointing me the right way onward. And now, I came across this profile and achieved the impossible. You killed my erection. You condemned it to a life of flaccidity, of nothingness. I have been weeping for the past hour over the death of my one true friend. You monster. You killed throbzilla.
ItsARainyDay 29 Mar, 2016 @ 7:47pm 
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS! In A.D. 147 a girl called Johnny was walking in a forest and then she just disappeared! No one ever found her until 2017 when a young girl called Martina found her body and markings on her chest saying: "I ate the yellow snow” And now that you have read this, she will appear in your mirror telling you that you have shoes made of cucumbers and kill you. By the way. the girl called Martina ate yellow snow shortly after.
To be saved, paste this to 5 other profiles. THIS IS 100% TRUE!
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Leben 24 Jun, 2013 @ 5:57pm 
IF UR 13-15 HMU IM ALL ABOUT DAT ILLIGAL LYF
Shio 11 Aug, 2012 @ 12:26pm 
Random comment of love! :3
father 13 May, 2012 @ 8:49am 
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