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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 6,227.0 hrs on record (1,000.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 29 Aug, 2019 @ 9:50am

Best game ever 11/10

When we started dating she was such dumb bch i got cucked a lot, fking gaben and summer sale everyone got her for cheap price so i needed to earn her hearth with my cancerous sense of humor had to fight with so many perverts out here to win my princess my Girlfriend Experience VR.

She likes watching dumb marvel movies with dumb super heroes, god each second while netflix n chillin' i wanted to shot myself because i know after we cuddle in my place she will go out and ♥♥♥♥ with everyone. Kissing her is like suckin' a milion steam virgin kids ♥♥♥♥, and she was worth doing that, trust me.

After a few months she opened her hearth. She is such a patriarchal woman she likes to cook and also she stared washing my legs before i go to sleep. Such an emotional bond stronger then having sex, do you know how intimacy you need to have with a women so she want to self-willed wash your legs god she love me so much i don't deserve her.

Today we got married and i hope i'll lose my virginity tonight, even if she don't want to ♥♥♥♥ me i understand i'll love her and i want to spend my life with her. Happiness is more important in life then losing my virginity.
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8 Comments
dead cow⁧⁧♥♥♥♥♥♥ 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am 
Next time call me so i can watch 💦💦
Pessimistic 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:09pm 
she shat on me!!!!!!!!!!!!
i fucked ur girl wat u gonna do mate
ill ave ya
shagged her to death got that bitch 6 foot down and 6 foot deep:steamsad:
dead cow⁧⁧♥♥♥♥♥♥ 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41am 
i'm happiest man alive because i have this girl as my wife of course i'm ok :steamsalty::steamsalty:
Santosu 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36pm 
are you ok?
dead cow⁧⁧♥♥♥♥♥♥ 12 Aug, 2021 @ 8:31am 
jealous? :steammocking:
Barm 11 Aug, 2021 @ 10:48am 
dude has 1k hours...
dead cow⁧⁧♥♥♥♥♥♥ 8 Jul, 2021 @ 10:00am 
No you :steamsalty::steamsalty:
Groszek 8 Jul, 2021 @ 9:31am 
masz porytą banie mordo