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Zoe: "What's that, sir?"
Mal: "Freedom, that's what."
Zoe: "I meant, what's that?"
Mal: "Oh. Yeah, just step around that. I think something must have been living
in here."
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Little Girl: Ewww! Your breath smells like kitty litter!
Stewie: I was curious!
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He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
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If you aren't rich you should always look useful.
-- Louis-Ferdinand Celine
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DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to
read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only
came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is
divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed
separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going
to keep drinking it after it's no longer available.
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