doing kegels so i can get strong enough to leave the sounding rod in during my MRI scan

So I saw Johnny Sins Playing Fallout At Area 51 And It Gave Me Ebola

going to golden corral to cough on the banana pudding

♥♥♥♥♥♥ a fat bich on a waterbed: the movie

what if donald trump was really mexican??

Uncle Fill you've got to ♥♥♥ my BUTT

Of course the only body pillows i have are of lola from space jam and i have seven of them

hes jef you know

mmm you bet! circular stencil bellies! clipart of a character inside ! hell yeah ! ! gets my rocks off Real Quick !!

what the hell you got against pomegranates being sexy

What if you were a big sexy hot dominant juicy overlord kang black male and a group of white femcock sissies ran up on you and went "get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cashapp"

samson's actual source of power was from edging his entire life and he accidentally bussed when someone cut his pubes

Sorry I never watched he man as a kid, I'm not some uncircumcised ♥♥♥♥♥♥

@ me for a discord rate here are the rules
•must have 200+ subscribers
•must have a profile picture
•no huge ass fo'heads
•must play pubg & h1z1 because fortnite is killing them bc its too mainstream please help
•must only listen to eminem

yes, i am a gamer.... i play fortnite which makes me a great builder so you wont have to buy a house.... i play mortal kombat... so i can beat that ♥♥♥♥♥ up... and i have hard ass thumbs and carpal tunnel which.. .....

what if i had kis on Motel Dinosaur post fat ♥♥♥♥ Boone faze try out

peter griffin can compile syntax errors.

Man I usually don't waifu-out but this has to be one of my favorite pictures.
Just imagine walking with big booty ralsei through some slow falling snow, with that nice fresh snow crunch under your boots, chatting about anything and everything;
Watching her ass move in those jeans looking like they're about to burst, when suddenly, she makes eye contact with you. Unf.