I saw this guy at the local Walmart once he kept trying to sneak out the door around the theft sensors with his cargo shorts pockets filled to the brim with Snickers, but the guards kept stopping him. Eventually he said haha you got me guys but then he did what can only be described as a “sick juke”. He broke the security guards ankles, causing him to fall down, and threw a snickers bar (king size) up over the sensors and caught it on the other side at a dead sprint. I haven’t seen him again since, but I’d like to think he’s still running.

pingus moment

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I am not sure if people will see this but I am pretty sure this account got hacked. If you get a message asking you to vote for a CSGO team DO NOT click on the link. Kard doesn't play CSGO!!!

It's ok

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