(.Y.)

Aww, mustard! Come on man, now don’t put no mustard on that, you need to put a little season on that thing! WHAT! Man come on get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now, come on get that pepper of there, that’s just too much doggone pepper. I don’t wanna see this no more!

May I, a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

excuse me but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "female"?
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl,though I see you as just a person, really,and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady, and I'm pretty sure you might be, so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all!
You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forward to speaking with you soon, princess!

NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thatll show him

apes together strong