Nutella Eater
Amritansh Srivastava   Ghaziabad, Uttar Pradesh, India
 
 
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last played on 29 Nov, 2020
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last played on 31 Mar, 2020
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✳ Leyla 🍑 17 Oct, 2020 @ 5:50am 
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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One is not born a woman, one becomes one.
-- Simone de Beauvoir
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Mal: "But she does have an oddness to her. And I ain't just talking about
her proficiency with firearms. Girl knows things. Things she shouldn't.
Things she couldn't."

Jayne: "Wha-...are you-are you sayin' she's a witch?"

Wash: (sarcastically) "Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with
the beast."

Jayne: "She's in Congress?"

Wash: (amazed) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so
curious."

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The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives,
all you have to do is straighten your tie.

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Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
-- Ted Turner

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JDK 21 Apr, 2020 @ 11:44am 
4 party still so noob...
Nutella Eater 20 Jan, 2019 @ 12:22am 
chup xD
Tapatap 19 Jan, 2019 @ 10:46pm 
Noobism at it's best... Always fun to play... rep+:2018spacefox: