well well well...

someone misses you

HEART YOUR FACE <3

but we still all know who yer daddy is.... just sayin.. i like the idea of more available sexy surface.

Women
I don't read manuals, I just push buttons till it works
I do not need alcohol to be awkward, I can do that all by myself
If I was a bird, Id know Exactly whos head Id ♥♥♥♥ on first
Im not ♥♥♥♥♥♥, Im "emotionally flexible"
The 3 beautiful words in the world? Lets go shopping
I dont have any ticks, they are "special effects"
Women must look like women, and not like painted skeletons
Forgive and forget ? I dont think so, Im not Jesus and I dont have dementia
Women are angels... if you break our wings, we keep flying...on a broom! Remember were flexible
Thats not fat... thats just more available Sexy surface
When God created man, he promised, you can find the perfect man on every corner, then he made the world ROUND
My gravestone will read: "Dont stare stupid, Id rather lay on the beach now too"

{OFB}