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Great game guys, it's very awesome and all but sadly I can't recommend this title, the main reason is that the tower it's not entirely made out of pizza , so, the title is just a blatant lie and also the P rank doesn't stand for P(ENIS), it stands for PERFECT, and that pisses me off so much guys I hate this like really like come on this is so bad im being really serious right now.

EDIT: Guys my review got HACKED and I gave a POSITIVE REVIEW please don't let these hackers influence your judgement guys I don't recommend this I promise like guys please trust me I just-

Hello guys it's me again, it's time to write a new review, today we'll be talking about the incredible rythm game "Muse Dash".

Well what can I say about it, as you guys can see I got plenty of hours, unlocked all the achievements, and after spending a pretty reasonable ammount of time, I'm gonna be real with you guys, I only have two things to say, but they matter a lot.

First, this game makes you want to play with 1 hand, and second, is that you can actually play with only 1 hand if you're good enough. As a Bonus, they added Hatsune Miku to the game, best decision they could've made.

Thanks for reading my Muse Dash review, I'll see you guys next time.

Welcome to my Fear & Hunger first playthrough (FUNGER FOR THE KNOWERS!!!!)!!

Boot game.
Select Mercenary because it's first one to pop up.
Spooky intro.
Spawn outside of the dungeon.
Loot boxes, hear dogs, go inside.
Walk around with a torch on.
Hear a loud sound and a big dude is walking towards me menacingly, reminds me of highschool.
Get into a fight against a big ugly bastard with a machete and his penis swinging around, reminds me of highschool.
Miss my first attack, loose an arm, hit my second attack, the big dude comes closer.
Coinflip, I always go heads, so heads.
It turns out to be tails.
Get obliterated.
Short cutscene pops up, where instead of getting heads on a coinflip, I ended up giving head, and got my tail destroyed, reminds me of highschool.

Thank you Alllmer.

Mierdijuego

Durante la época de Halloween de éste año (2023) he estado reseñando un par de juegos de horror y terror, debo decir que por lejos, Layers of Fear es el que más me ha gustado.

Excelentes gráficos, bien optimizado, buena historia, buen soundtrack, buena ambientación y por sobre todo buen horror. No me asusté mucho con los jumpscares, me he dado cuenta después de jugar varios juegos de esta naturaleza de que no me afectan en general, pero, para hacer un buen juego de miedo no necesitas abusar de jumpscares, y este título lo prueba, me trae memorias de cuando vi Hellraiser (Puertas al Infierno) por primera vez, o cuando probé P.T (recomendadísimo también).

Soy capaz de apreciar la creatividad a la hora de diseñar, y este juego tiene mucha, se nota la pasión a la hora de hacerlo y me parece maravilloso, opino honestamente que si te consideras fanático de los juegos de terror/horror, debes probar este juego al menos una vez.

Mi única crítica es que se me hizo corto, bueno, como casi todos los juegos de horror. Duró 2 horas y media. No obstante, siento que lo voy a re-jugar en el futuro, pues hay ciertos puzzles que no pude resolver en su momento que me invitan a experimentar el juego otra vez.

¿"Among The Sleep"? Mejor dicho, "I Sleep", jaja, COMEDIA!!!

En Among The Sleep juegas como un bebé atravesando diversas areas tenebrosas junto a un oso teddy para recuperar recuerdos de tu madre e ir descubriendo el misterio detrás de la historia que estás protagonizando mientras huyes de una entidad que te acecha.

Suena tenebroso en la práctica, y lo podría ser, pero aparentemente quienes desarrollaban el juego no solo hicieron al protagonista un bebé, sino que quizás pensaron que también lo iban a jugar bebés porque te dedicas a caminar, resolver puzzles que no tardas en resolver más del tiempo que te tomó caminar de lado a otro para agarrar las piezas para completarlos.

El monstruo que te persigue durante el juego debo decir que debe ser uno de los PEORES que me he encontrado en cualquier juego de horror, no porque sea aterrador, sino todo lo contrario, siento que es muy blando, extremadamente facil de evadir, muy poca presencia dentro de TODO el juego, creo haberlo visto unas 3 veces y ya, y sobre todo, no asusta. Quizá te pueda sorprender un poco la primera vez pues toda tu visión se va al traste, pero después de eso toparselo no es la gran cosa. Simplemente aburrido.

Si apreciamos el ambiente, creo que tiene una muy buena atmosfera, me gustan mucho los sonidos, agua chapoteando mientras caminas en un pantano, el flujo de un rio, el chirrido de puertas, la iluminación, desde ese aspecto técnico creo que el juego es muy bueno, exceptuando los modelos de humanos, la madre parece sacada de la película de la era del hielo.

Encontré el protagonismo del Teddy Bear inutil, era prácticamente una linterna parlanchina cuya adición no cambia en nada el juego salvo que cuando te adentras en una nueva zona escuchas el diálogo "Será mejor que hagamos silencio....". Sé que tiene ALGO de relevancia a la hora de la escena final, pero siendo franco, podría no haber estado allí y el mensaje y probablemente el curso de la historia no habría cambiado mucho.

La premisa es interesante, el aspecto técnico es fenomenal y de hecho, el mensaje que dan al final del juego y la historia me agradan mucho, pero siento que la ejecución como tal del "miedo y terror" fallan, siendo un walking simulator con puzzles muy sencillos y con escenas menores de tensión. Para colmo, el juego solo me duró unas impresionantes 2 horas.

Si van a comprarlo, haganlo en descuentos, porque definitivamente no merece el precio completo.

My name is John Johnson.

I'm a twenty one years old college student living alone on the capital of my country since i graduated from high school. Everyday, i have to wake up at 6AM of the morning, take a shower, brush my teeth, dress up properly and go out to take a one hour train to get to my classes at 8AM. I take notes, eat lunch at 1PM when we are on our break, and keep paying attention to the teachers until we are over, usually at 3PM or 5PM depending on the day. Then, I go and buy a Sprite from a Soda machine on our campus, sit on a little garden we have, and drink. After I'm done, I put my backpack on, and i take a train back home, arriving around 4PM or 6PM, as you know, depending on the day. When I arrive home, I make lunch in case i didn't eat on the breaktime. If i did eat, i go to take a 1 hour nap. Then, i go to do some exercise, some lifting, push ups, and then go for a 10km run. With that done, I take a shower, dress myself, read some of the notes I took that day and then prepare my dinner. I eat watching some twitch streamer or a long Youtube video for about 30 minutes, and then i go to play videogames, in case i don't have any homework to do, this is about 11PM. After I'm done with my stuff, i turn off the computer, go to sleep usually around 1 AM. Then the cycle goes on, if i don't do anything in particular that day.

I know quite a lot of people on my faculty and my campus, but no one is actually really close to me. I do interact quite a lot with people, I laugh with them, make jokes, we hangout on bars, go to parties, but I don't really feel entertainment, or happiness, or fulfillment while doing these activities. I have a girlfriend, she's pretty, smart, charming and gives me attention, just the right amount, not too much to bother me, neither too less to make me feel she's not interested. On my academic records I have done ok, neither good, neither bad, my grades are exactly the average of the faculty, so I'm not too smart neither too stupid.

My life in family has been ok as well. We were not rich, but we had everything we needed to live. I don't have any traumatic memories from an incident or anything like that, neither amazing memories from very influential events on my life that made me progress as a person or something like that, I just have experiences.

I could say i have a pretty average life, nothing is too bad, nothing is too good. But, even so nothing is really extraordinaire, even so i haven't had anything bad happen to me, or my family or known people, even so I'm just an average guy, with an average life, i feel pissed off.

I have so many anger inside of me that i thing i will explode in any time at the day. On the way to college, when i hop into the train, i just bump into everyone I can, just so i can take out a little bit of my emotions out, or even better, engage into a fight, which sadly has never happened yet. Same when i hangout with my peers on a bar, I always take my beer and without anyone noticing, I drink a little and all the rest gets dropped on some flowers, then I act drunk and punch someone lightly, but they don't hit me back, so I become more aggressive, but they just kick me out of the place. Every time i talk with someone I act nicely, with respect, using the "manners" my family taught me, even with people I can't stand talking to. I want to puke. I don't want to be nice, I don't want to be respectful with any who hasn't earned my respect by his actions or ideas, I don't want to be treated as an equal by someone who is weaker than me, mentally, physically or cognitively. I wan't to do the things the way I want. I want to hurt. I don't want from the bottom of my heart other people respect, or good behavior towards me, I'm fine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with everyone and then everyone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me.

But i can't commit to these ideas. I'm stuck in this society, and truth is, I'm afraid of the consequences of my actions, I'm not strong enough. But with this game, this particular, controversial and unique game, has been able to fill a hollow spot on my heart. Thank you Postal 2, thank you for letting me be as violent as I wan't, thank you, i really can't express how much Gratitude i feel. Thank you.

Sé que usualmente escribo reseñas cómicas respecto a juegos, pero ahora voy a tomarme esta seriamente.

Por lejos Oneshot ha sido una de las sorpresas más grandes que me he llevado a la hora de comprar un juego.

Tiene un OST muy relajante y tranquilo la mayoría del tiempo de exploración, pero también los temas "serios" son excelentes, mezclados con ciertas situaciones te van a poner nervioso (aunque si jugaste juegos como Yume Nikki te será una sensación familiar) o por otro lado te van a hacer sentir ternura, nostalgia, entre otros. Muy bien soundtrack.

El juego gráficamente está hecho con RPG Maker, pero tiene varias ilustraciones Pixel Art, preciosas cabe mencionar.

Los personajes son en su mayoría memorables. No puedo decir que te encariñaras con todos, pues las interacciones son relativamente breves, pero yo al menos si que desarrollé empatia por varios. De cualquier forma, el personaje que jamás me podré sacar de la cabeza es Niko. Jamás me había sentido preocupado por un personaje de ficción en un videojuego, es casi como esa sensación cuando eramos pequeños los que tuvimos un Pou, que le dabamos cariño y nos preocupábamos si estaba mal, aun cuando no fuera un ser vivo real. Puedo decir que genuinamente me preocupé por Niko, de que llegara bien al final de la historia, etc.

Si bien tiene un gameplay entretenido y simple, lo que brilla más y por lejos es la historia que tú y Niko tienen que protagonizar. No quiero entrar en demasiados detalles porque no quiero arruinar la experiencia, pero si puedo decirte que el juego es simplemente "bello".

Mis únicos problemas con el juego es que no dura mucho, es relativamente corto si sabes bien qué debes hacer.
Los puzzles son fáciles, a veces incluso puedes terminar sobrepensando algo que está frente a ti.

Recomiendo mucho jugar el juego en modo ventana. Quizá no se vea tan bien, pero te advierto, es mejor así.

Ahora, si vale la pena comprarlo por el precio original o esperar un descuento, te puedo decir que vale cada peso de su precio original, de verdad, cada peso. Pero obviamente si quieres esperar a ofertas, ¡adelante! Yo hice eso. Pero si te da igual gastar un poco más para jugarlo inmediatamente, no creo que te arrepientas de comprarlo en el momento.

Im a 27 years old male, I have been living alone since i was 19, when i moved away from my parents and I settled down on a little apartment. Since i was a child, I used to play on the park with my neighbors. We enjoyed one particular game, maybe you have heard of it, it was called "Hide And Seek". The game had 2 roles, the seeker, who has to count to 10, without looking at his enviroment, before starting his duty, and the people who hide as good as they can. The seeker must find all the players hiding, so he can win.

I don't know if this is a common practice, but when a person was found by the seeker, both of them would run as fast as they could to the counting point, if the person who was hiding got there first, he would be safe, and would win against the seeker.

Many of my friends played the game normally, hiding, and then running towards the tree where the seeker was counting, sometimes winning, sometimes losing, they had lots of fun doing so, but I didn't. For some reason, playing games as a children was always so boring to me, they never "clicked" for me. But there was something, just one little thing, on that one particular game, one feature that fulfilled my profound desires and yearnings, that was the moment when the seeker founds you. Instead of just running towards the counting point, i would pick the most odd, darkest places for the seeker to go, i went under cars and grabbed the leg of the seeker when he was nearby, up in some trees hiding on the leaves i would jump into them, behind corners, inside bushes... My goal was never to win the game, my goal was to scare the seeker, frighten, terrify, shock this person.

The enjoyment i had on those golden days of my life was taken away from me, because the parents of the kids threatened me, they said their kids were scared of playing with me. Once a child, who got scared of me, ran away and fell down, he got a huge wound on his head, which he still has in the form of a scar. The only thing that fulfilled me, that made me feel alive, probably the only moment of my life where i could be myself, was gone.

The years passed, i got through my life normally. I graduated from middle school, highschool and college. I made normal relationships with everyone, never had a problem at all. But something was missing, this desire, this feeling, this painful need to annoy people, to make then scared, see them cry in fear. This eventually lead me to live my life in a profound emptiness, everyday was just, dull, boring, flat, tasteless.

I thought my life was doomed to be like this forever, condemned to the boredom. But when i saw this game on the steam store, i saw hope, i saw light. It's not the same than scaring people in real life, but this game provides me joy, it's comforting, it's a dildo that gives pleasure, that satisfy the needs of one of the most deep parts of my soul.

I recommend this game, than rather than giving me entertainament, gave me life once again. Thank you, Untitled Goose Game.

Yo what's up guys, Burger here, today we are going to review the hit game Elden Ring, made by FromSoftware and Bandainamco.

So guys in case you are wondering why this Elden Ring copy looks weird, that's because this the especial collectors edition, which makes the game a lot more japanese for some reason, or that's what my mom said.

So yeah in first i want to review that Elden Ring brought some new improvements into the Souls-Like gameplay, now we got postures that allow you to play in different playstyles for each weapon, so now you can get oneshoted by a single slime in 3 different postures, pretty sick ngl.

You know in the ER trailer you had somewhat of a horse or something, but yeah that was just kinda of a clickbait, in the actual game you just run thru enemies, also the trailer showed a pretty girl, but it's really different in the game, she kinda fights and oneshots you later in the game, still pretty hot ngl i like her a lot. I guess she's my maiden or something idk.

Anyways yeah Elden Ring is a great game i recommend it, sadly i never found the Elden Ring, they also never mention it in the game for some reason instead they talk about somewhat a guardian spirit or something weird. But it doesn't matter, great game.