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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.7 hrs on record
Posted: 6 Dec, 2019 @ 8:52am

I walked into a large, empty house. After taking out the one zombie and patching myself up, there was a mannequin just in my field of vision. Okay, cool, whatever. So I'm exploring the rest of the house and gathering what I can but oddly the mannequin was..following me? That's when I noticed there's not one, not two, but seven of these things only moving when I'm not looking at them. I make my way to the exit and close the doors behind me. I thought that was it, so I crossed the street to the two other houses. I f***ing screamed when I turned around and all seven were at the entrance to the house I was looting, and blocked the only way in or out. I quickly made a molotov and threw it at the densest part of the mannequins, but that messed up my sanity. So there I am, insane, with with around four mannequins still staring at me, in a burning house I had no hope of escaping. I ended up burning to death and lost all my exp.

10/10, ASCII art jumpscared me and I'm not even mad.
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