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4 people found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Grabbed this during the steam sale as I liked the bright aesthetic. Controls are smooth, puzzles are mostly physics based (at least the ones I'm at are) so you don't have to burn too many brain cells to get through it. Nice relaxing time killer puzzle game. Definitely worth the couple bucks they're asking.
Posted 5 July, 2018.
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0.1 hrs on record
If the game wasn't sidescrolling and was instead positioned behind the ball there might be something here worth killing some time with, but it isn't. Sidescrolling doesn't work when you can't see what's coming, needs camera control.
Posted 19 June, 2018.
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1.9 hrs on record
Carefully placed body parts in waste bin on the stairway landing, filled it to the top. Decided to put one bullet in as well. Bumped side of the waste bin with the bullet, waste bin goes flying, body parts fall out, roll down the stairs and splatter blood everywhere. 10/10.
Posted 9 June, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.6 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
I like the game, but half the time is spent just watching the computer AI make take their turn. Way too much wasted time that could have been sped up or removed. I can't recommend this game, even though it's decent, because it doesn't respect the players time at all.
Posted 3 June, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.1 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Instant death QTE's at every turn, the clunkiest gunplay I've ever had and a completely over the top storyline.

I got to the level where you are unable to climb over a 5 foot gate in the cemetery for no apparent reason, so you have to chase a dog who decided to eat the key. Trying to combat these dogs with this horribly clunky mechanics was possibly the most frustrating gaming experience of my life. I tried K+M, Controller, adjusted every setting, but everything just felt wrong, and targetting anything that isn't standing still is basically impossible.

Maybe it's worth playing on easy for the story, but it's just a mess and I'm genuinely surprised at the positive ratings.
Posted 14 April, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Seems like it has potential, but the AI is bugged out and the enemies just drive backwards or get stuck offscreen. Not playable unfortunately.
Posted 22 February, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
Beautiful art and sound direction...but the gameplay is just not there. If you liked Limbo you might like this.
Posted 22 February, 2018.
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10.9 hrs on record
The pacing of the game was a bit weird (slight spoilers, but they introduce building sized mutants in like the third mission but you never see anything like that again) which made the ending a bit of a letdown.

If you enjoy Mad Max and DOOM, this is basically their lovechild.
Posted 14 December, 2017.
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2.7 hrs on record
Decent little game. If you enjoy Firewatch and The Long Dark you'll probably enjoy this. If you see it onsale for a couple bucks give it a shot, probably too short to demand $15.
Posted 5 December, 2017.
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207.1 hrs on record (199.9 hrs at review time)
Literally crack
Posted 22 November, 2017.
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