Recent reviews by nostradumbass

i waited longer for this than i did elden ring

this is actually what oblivion looked like to us back in 2007 when it dropped. i see no visual difference.

honestly i'm biased with some bethesda hate, and was convinced they'd be pissing on oblivion's whacky, buggy corpse. but, no. it's pretty good. the coding and goofball AI is the same. pretty sure they just reused most of the voice lines, which is pretty funny considering the drastic shift in audio quality from the game's new music and the old lines through a 20 year old microphone. Kinda feels like they ran RTX over the game and released it with a pricetag. it's good though, can't complain too much.

Combat's great, leveling is great, athletics and acrobatics return, the visuals are absolutely stunning in unreal 5. All in all, this is their best release since oblivion.

fr tho if you were there this is exactly what we thought we were playing back then. it was beautiful, both times.

i can't believe it took 16 games for them to make a good final fantasy

So me and my best pal have been huge battlefield fans since Bad Company, recently since Battlefield 1 they've been missing the mark, yet we keep throwing money at EA expecting something to change. We spent 15 bucks on battlebit and it's scratched an itch EA hasn't even been close to. Absolutely mind blowing how a unity game can produce more viable tactical team based combat with some of the smoothest mechanics and gunplay I've seen in a long time. Community's absolutely great and hilarious, met so many great players and new friends in the week I've been playing. Brings me back to the days of modern warfare, except the game is much less ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and the lobbies are significantly less racist. I haven't heard a single 11 year old who hasn't gone through puberty talking about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom. Top notch.

Also, you can use your steam name instead of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ origin. 10/10. Can't wait for more updates. Highly recommended.

It's probably the most niche shooter I've played in a while. If you like spooky weeb ♥♥♥♥, this'll be right up your alley. Story's basic, but the graphics and atmosphere slap pretty hard. Loads of collectibles, and while most enemies are bullet sponges the over all combat of the game flows really well. Not the worst port from sony we've ever had, but not the best either. Definitely wait for a good sale price, cause 60 bucks is a bit steep. Still, I like it better than whatever ubisoft's been doing with farcry since primal.

I'd wait another three years for elden ring 2

it's like eating a sheet of acid and wandering around a grocery store unsupervised

oh god they're in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trees

dark souls ruined my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life

this is like playing the lovechild of ito and a bangin' soundtrack

edit 20+ hours later; still bangin, community and mod support's been great, give it a go