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Recent reviews by hmans

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
53.5 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Any review posted at the moment is from someone who's only played the game for a few hours (including myself).

So far I can say that I went in with high-ish expectations (after following the huge amount of preview material published over the last couple of months), and the game somehow managed to exceed all of them.

BUT! You need to be ready to cope with, or even embrace, change. This is not Dragon Age: Origins or Baldur's Gate 3. If you can accept this, you're in for a treat.

Will update review later.
Posted 31 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME PUT JUICE ALL OVER MY PC
Posted 25 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Absolutely fantastic game. Charming, colorful pixel art, challenging levels, precise controls, and all the difficulty modes to make this game for everyone. A pure joy, can't wait to play this on my OLED Steam Deck :D
Posted 18 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
45.5 hrs on record (31.0 hrs at review time)
Oh man
Posted 27 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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19.8 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I had been watching this game for a while, but wanted to wait until it reaches 1.0 before buying. But then I saw the gamers (derogatory) review bombing the latest update for a totally harmless and optional cosmetic shop -- and immediately bought it.

The game is fantastic.
Posted 17 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.2 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I don't write reviews often. But I will write one here. This game is excellent. The only thing I want to say here is that $4 is way, way, way, way too low with all the cool stuff you're getting and the extremely good production values. This is a $15+ game, easily. Dear Milkstone Studios, raise your price. Please.
Posted 5 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
80.9 hrs on record (76.5 hrs at review time)
It's Factorio.
Posted 14 August, 2020.
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15 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
The people giving this a bad review and saying that this should be a mobile game have completely lost their grasp on reality and should be banned from posting things on the Internet.

Here is my review: this is a very good game.

Thank you, have a fantastic day.
Posted 19 May, 2019.
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21 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
Buy this if you like one or more of the following:

- long, boring and unskippable introductory cutscenes
- games with a whole of 8 story missions that aren't bogged down by annoying baggage like a "story"
- having to be online even when playing completely alone
- not being able to pause your game even when playing completely alone
- losing your session's progress when being disconnected from the Internet
- performance issues
- balance issues
- matchmaking issues
- having rabid fanbois insult you for bringing up these issues "because it's a multiplayer shooter!!1!", only to find them whine about the same things in the Steam forums hours later
- paying full price for something that competes in a very busy market filled with great free-to-play titles

Sigh.
Posted 4 May, 2016. Last edited 4 May, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
8.9 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Bastard child of "Freelancer" and "Pirates". If this sounds enticing, don't hesitate and get this game.
Posted 22 October, 2015.
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