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61.2 hrs on record (48.0 hrs at review time)
Surprisingly great story, great graphics, awesome use of spells and puzzles. Very fun. Absolutely would recommend.
Posted 16 February, 2023.
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1.5 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
$10 for a mobile game they stole from another company
Posted 27 May, 2020. Last edited 12 August, 2022.
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52.7 hrs on record (51.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is fun, but it gets old very fast. There is a lot of potential but right now it's a very short game. There are also so many bugs, glitches, and flat-out annoyances that make this game hard to play.

Some of the biggest annoyances I have:
  • Seagulls eating your plants every 15 seconds.
  • Seagulls will fly through walls and eat plants. Even in enclosed areas with no openings.
  • Farming plants on your raft will not drop seeds. This makes farmingcompletely useless. This is especially annoying when growing flowers for your beehives to make biofuel when the seagulls eat them all while I'm exploring an island.
  • The shark attacking your boat every 30 seconds.
  • Hunger and thirst completely drain after what seems like 5 minutes.
  • There are only a dozen or so islands to find, and it's the same thing repeated over and over for the entirety of the game.
  • Finding enough metal ore to armor your raft would take hundreds of hours to mine. Each island only has about 4 - 6 ore. Each armor takes 2 ore. You have around 200 - 300 squares on your raft. Do the math.
  • If you die on Normal or Hard, your inventory is permanently gone.
  • Tools and craftables wear out extremely fast. Even the metal ones.
  • I have a PC that can max out most games with 80-100fps. Raft runs at 30fps on lowest settings.
  • There's so little to do. Completing the entire "story" takes 3 or 4 hours then it's just floating around the ocean endlessly.

This game is genuinely very fun. But there are so many cons that is outweighs the pros tenfold.
Posted 26 May, 2020.
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4.0 hrs on record
Just, no.
Posted 2 June, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record
It's alright, but needs some work to be good.

Worth the $0.99.
Posted 4 May, 2019. Last edited 4 May, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record
Good concept, failed execution.

There's other games exactly like this except finished.
Posted 4 May, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record
Just another bad idle game.
Posted 4 May, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.2 hrs on record
The flashy visuals distract you from the fact that this game is garbage. You're supposed to press space bar to fill the "gauge" and even the most simplest of controls fails to work properly. If you're a fan of epilepsy or seizures this game was made for you.
Posted 4 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record
Incredibly loud and annoying bit music that WILL NOT TURN OFF. Ignoring that fact, this game seems to be someones computer science project for 6th grade. $0.99 is asking too much for this.
Posted 4 May, 2019.
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4.2 hrs on record
This game would be fine if it was a mobile game. There is no level up system or story. You create the matches yourself choosing the number of enemies, and then "try" to beat it. There are only 3 types of enemies, and the only upgrades you can get are different hairstyles and clothes. The only way to kill the skeleton guys is to knock them off the edge, which is ridiculous. You can hit them all you want and they don't take any damage but they one-shot your character.

Don't waste your money on this.
Posted 4 May, 2019.
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