Guys🚹, I'm shaking🙌. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆 shaking🙌.

I never🙅 wanted ☺️to breed 🍆with anyone more than I want to with Halloween 🎃Mercy😇.That perfect, curvy ♨️body. Those bountiful breasts🍈🍈.The child 👶 bearing 🐻hips of a literal goddess😇. It honestly💯♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆hurts😫 knowing that I'll never ❌mate 🍆with her🚺, pass 🏷my genes 👖through her🚺, and have her birth🚢 a set of perfect 👌 offspring👼👼.

I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆ANYTHING 😃for the chance 🎰to get Halloween 🎃Mercy 😇pregnant. A N Y T H I N G.🙅And the fact💯 that I can't❌ is quite honestly 💯too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆 bear.🐻Why would Blizzard 🌨 create something so perfect 👌?To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆tantalize 😫us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆 laugh 🤣in our faces👨‍💼👩‍⚕️?!

Honestly💯 guys🚹, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't 🙅anymore. ♥♥♥♥.💀

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

There will be no 🙅‍♂️❌ use of the lord’s 🧔🏻✝️ name in vain 😡🚫

There will be no nudies🙋‍♀️📸 no bobs 👀😤 or vagenes 🧖‍♀️😡 ladies close your legs 🧘‍♀️✅ and open ❤️🤗 your bibles 🤧📜🖊

There will be no drugas 💉🚭no weedies 🥦🔥no Jewels 💎🔋and no alchahal 🍺🍸

There will be no Guns 🔫👀 no gangs 👮‍♂️🇧🇷and absolutely no 🙅‍♀️🚫 rude gestures 😾👌

There will be no Jaws 👨🏻✡️or Maslims 🧕☪️

There will be no homer sexuals 🏳️‍🌈or Lebanese 👩🏻🇱🇧 and no Transvestits 🧔🏻➡️👩🏻

There will be no ✊😤 swear words 👀🤬 acceptable ✅😇curses include:

Froop ✅ Snap ✅ Jeez✅ Wowza✅ Heck✅

And most of all, there will 🅱️e ABSOLUTELY 😤🚫 no Jake 👨👀 🏳️‍🌈 or Logan Paul 😂🌲🇯🇵

My son 🙋‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me “dad are clouds candy?” 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked “Dad, what’s the Earth’s defense system?” and then I remembered I don’t have a son and he asked again with his eyes obsidian black “what is the defense system father”

LADIES imagine this: it's 15 years from now. Your skin is glowy and your body tanned. You own two ysl shoes and seven different Chanel bags. You date some cute french/italian boy. You go to Greece every summer. Life is perfect.

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