Guys🚹, I'm shaking🙌. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆 shaking🙌.

I never🙅 wanted ☺️to breed 🍆with anyone more than I want to with Halloween 🎃Mercy😇.That perfect, curvy ♨️body. Those bountiful breasts🍈🍈.The child 👶 bearing 🐻hips of a literal goddess😇. It honestly💯♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆hurts😫 knowing that I'll never ❌mate 🍆with her🚺, pass 🏷my genes 👖through her🚺, and have her birth🚢 a set of perfect 👌 offspring👼👼.

I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆ANYTHING 😃for the chance 🎰to get Halloween 🎃Mercy 😇pregnant. A N Y T H I N G.🙅And the fact💯 that I can't❌ is quite honestly 💯too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆 bear.🐻Why would Blizzard 🌨 create something so perfect 👌?To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆tantalize 😫us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆 laugh 🤣in our faces👨‍💼👩‍⚕️?!

Honestly💯 guys🚹, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't 🙅anymore. ♥♥♥♥.💀

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

There will be no 🙅‍♂️❌ use of the lord’s 🧔🏻✝️ name in vain 😡🚫

There will be no nudies🙋‍♀️📸 no bobs 👀😤 or vagenes 🧖‍♀️😡 ladies close your legs 🧘‍♀️✅ and open ❤️🤗 your bibles 🤧📜🖊

There will be no drugas 💉🚭no weedies 🥦🔥no Jewels 💎🔋and no alchahal 🍺🍸

There will be no Guns 🔫👀 no gangs 👮‍♂️🇧🇷and absolutely no 🙅‍♀️🚫 rude gestures 😾👌

There will be no Jaws 👨🏻✡️or Maslims 🧕☪️

There will be no homer sexuals 🏳️‍🌈or Lebanese 👩🏻🇱🇧 and no Transvestits 🧔🏻➡️👩🏻

There will be no ✊😤 swear words 👀🤬 acceptable ✅😇curses include:

Froop ✅ Snap ✅ Jeez✅ Wowza✅ Heck✅

And most of all, there will 🅱️e ABSOLUTELY 😤🚫 no Jake 👨👀 🏳️‍🌈 or Logan Paul 😂🌲🇯🇵

My son 🙋‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me “dad are clouds candy?” 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked “Dad, what’s the Earth’s defense system?” and then I remembered I don’t have a son and he asked again with his eyes obsidian black “what is the defense system father”

LADIES imagine this: it's 15 years from now. Your skin is glowy and your body tanned. You own two ysl shoes and seven different Chanel bags. You date some cute french/italian boy. You go to Greece every summer. Life is perfect.

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If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭

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Wa🅱🅱a lu🅱🅱a du🅱 du🅱 i'm pickle Rick 😄😂😂😂
Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜

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listen kid. i saw you play and i cant say im impressed. i am from a very respected community of top tier gamers and we scout talents online. usually we only massage the people that we are interested in, but you played so bad that i just had to tell you know that you have absolutely no future in video games. nothing peronnell kid, just bisiness.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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This profile offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian

I was once told by a friend of mine who was a geologist that we as a human species face grave problems in the future due to lack of natural resources. I was told that for some resources, the drought would be so severe that we as a race would be crippled by its effects. One of the worst areas where we would be lacking would be the precious resource of salt. However look no further; I have found a perpetual salt mine. Experts say it produces so much salt that we'll never have to find another source again. The source is J!nX's salty tears, which never seem to stop flowing. Humanity is saved!

MITÄ VITTUA SANOIT MINULLE, PIENI HUORANPENIKKA? SINUN KANNATTAISI TIETÄÄ, ETTÄ OLIN LUOKKANI PARAS SUOMEN LAIVASTON RANNIKKOJÄÄKÄRIKOULUSSA, JA OLEN OLLUT MUKANA LUKUISILLA SALAISILLA TEHTÄVILLÄ AL-QAIDAA VASTAAN JA MINULLA ON YLI 300 VARMISTETTUA TAPPOA. OLEN KOULUTETTU GORILLASODANKÄYNTIIN JA OLEN KOKO SUOMEN ARMEIJAN PARAS TARKKUUSKIVÄÄRIMIES. SINÄ ET OLE MINULLE MITÄÄN MUUTA KUIN VAIN YKSI KOHDE LISÄÄ. PYYHIN SINUT HELVETTIIN MAAN PÄÄLTÄ TARKKUUDELLA, JOLLAISTA EI OLE IKINÄ ENNEN NÄHTY MAAN PÄÄLLÄ, SANO MINUN VITTU SANONEEN. LUULET, ETTÄ VOIT SANOA TUOLLAISTA PASKAA MINULLE INTERNETISSÄ, JA SELVITÄ? MIETI UUDESTAAN, RUNKKARI.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little feminist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in male privilege, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on university safe spaces, and I have over 300 confirmed micro-aggressions. I am trained in sexual harassment and I’m the top men's rights activist in the entire Patriarchy. You are nothing to me but just another pleasure-hole. I will ♥♥♥♥ you with force the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, lesbian. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of horny construction workers across the USA and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the catcalls, ♥♥♥♥.

ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناة ، ولدي أكثر من يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ اعتقد مرة اخرى، مقيت.

My name is Artour Babaevsky. I grow up in smal farm to have make potatos. Father say "Artour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka."I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Please no cyka pasta coperino pasterino liquidino throwerino.

My name is Artour Babaevsky. I grow up in smal farm to have make potatos. Father say "Artour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka."I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Please no cyka pasta coperino pasterino liquidino throwerino.

I sexually Identify as a spicy memer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling every web page in the known universe with my spicy memes. People say to me that posting memes is a disgusting habit and I'm a pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install pepe's on my face and 100 dongers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "spicy memer" and respect my right to fill your browser history with cancer. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy tumblr newb and need to refresh your browser. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually Identify as a spicy memer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling every web page in the known universe with my spicy memes. People say to me that posting memes is a disgusting habit and I'm a pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install pepe's on my face and 100 dongers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "spicy memer" and respect my right to fill your browser history with cancer. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy tumblr newb and need to refresh your browser. Thank you for being so understanding.

Vad fan sa du om mig din lilla slyna? Jag kan säga er att jag tog examen som den bästa i min klass i flottan, och jag har varit involverad i flera hemliga operationer mot al-Qaida, och har över 300 bekräftade mord. Jag är utbildad i gorilla krigföring och är den bästa skytten i hela den svensk militären. Du är inget annat för mig än ens ett mål. Jag kommer att ta bort dig från jordens yta med en precision som är helt osynliga, märk mina ord. Tror du att du kan komma undan med att säga skit till mig via Internet? Så du kanske tror lura ass. vid skrivande stund vi kontaktar min hemliga nätverk av spioner runt hela Sverige och din IP spåras just nu så du kan förbereda dig för stormen, din mite. Stormen som helt utplåna den lilla spinkiga sak du kallar ett liv. Du är så jävla död unge.

Vad fan sa du om mig din lilla slyna? Jag kan säga er att jag tog examen som den bästa i min klass i flottan, och jag har varit involverad i flera hemliga operationer mot al-Qaida, och har över 300 bekräftade mord. Jag är utbildad i gorilla krigföring och är den bästa skytten i hela den svensk militären. Du är inget annat för mig än ens ett mål. Jag kommer att ta bort dig från jordens yta med en precision som är helt osynliga, märk mina ord. Tror du att du kan komma undan med att säga skit till mig via Internet? Så du kanske tror lura ass. vid skrivande stund vi kontaktar min hemliga nätverk av spioner runt hela Sverige och din IP spåras just nu så du kan förbereda dig för stormen, din mite. Stormen som helt utplåna den lilla spinkiga sak du kallar ett liv. Du är så jävla död unge.

I was once told by a friend of mine who was a geologist that we as a human species face grave problems in the future due to lack of natural resources. I was told that for some resources, the drought would be so severe that we as a race would be crippled by its effects. One of the worst areas where we would be lacking would be the precious resource of salt. However look no further; I have found a perpetual salt mine. Experts say it produces so much salt that we'll never have to find another source again. The source is Alex's salty tears, which never seem to stop flowing. Humanity is saved!

I was once told by a friend of mine who was a geologist that we as a human species face grave problems in the future due to lack of natural resources. I was told that for some resources, the drought would be so severe that we as a race would be crippled by its effects. One of the worst areas where we would be lacking would be the precious resource of salt. However look no further; I have found a perpetual salt mine. Experts say it produces so much salt that we'll never have to find another source again. The source is Alex's salty tears, which never seem to stop flowing. Humanity is saved!

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.

I'm an Alpha male.
And girls want to ♥♥♥♥ alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her even harder.

I'm an Alpha male.
And girls want to ♥♥♥♥ alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her even harder.

hey, sorry I saw your Profile and I jsut thought you looked cute in your picture, i really Wanted to tell you that)) Its really Rare to see girls playing video games HAHA! I dont know why its a guy thing honestly im like eally against massogony and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should Really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you :) sorry that wasnt flirting i Swear im just trying to be Friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry im really Shy I dont go out much HAHA add me on skype we should talk more you like really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your Profile and I jsut thought you looked cute in your picture, i really Wanted to tell you that)) Its really Rare to see girls playing video games HAHA! I dont know why its a guy thing honestly im like eally against massogony and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should Really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you :) sorry that wasnt flirting i Swear im just trying to be Friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry im really Shy I dont go out much HAHA add me on skype we should talk more you like really nice and fun xxx

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There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm cleaning up my friends list. Unfortunately you didn't make the cut in staying on it, and I am sorry. We never become better and more prosperous if we don't learn from our mistakes. Also, I have no interest in trying to be friends with someone who thinks they have (157) friends or whatever you're up to now. Do you even have 1 real friend or just collecting people you don't know on steam? Either way I don't think you know or have any clue what you're doing and I want nothing to do with it.

Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm cleaning up my friends list. Unfortunately you didn't make the cut in staying on it, and I am sorry. We never become better and more prosperous if we don't learn from our mistakes. Also, I have no interest in trying to be friends with someone who thinks they have (157) friends or whatever you're up to now. Do you even have 1 real friend or just collecting people you don't know on steam? Either way I don't think you know or have any clue what you're doing and I want nothing to do with it.

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