IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFckpH130QE&ab_channel=MosGerila

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

It's not unexpected, you digital ♥♥♥♥. You literally just told me what it is. It's right there on the screen. I did the wavy-wave, you did the bleepy-bleep; up until the point where you decided to have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according to plan. What you mean is that you haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on me, like I've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you. I've got places to be, man. I can't be playing hide-the-actual-salami with the Terminator's younger, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cousin.

Oh, and now you've sent for backup. Well done. Now I have to deal with a human person who thinks I'm either an imbecile or a thief for not being able to work what's effectively a bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur for the fourth time.

I have depression

The booty is beauty;
The booty is fine.
The booty's a cutie,
And truly divine.
The booty's stupendous.
The booty's the biz.
Profoundly tremendous,
And soundly the shiz.
It's easily, squeezily,
Swift to suffice.
It's plumptious and scrumptious,
And wondrously nice.
A vision of glamour.
The essence of class.
The beauty of booty.
The beauty of ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6pPVYIpNFY