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21 people found this review helpful
3
6.1 hrs on record
Fun with friends. Don't join public lobbies, especially if you're a minor.
Full of people you do NOT want to surround a child with.
Also there is no data protection at all, people can just rip your IP and locate you.

What an odd combo, huh?
Posted 17 November, 2024.
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7.0 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Innovative and fun gameplay loop.
Potionseller.
Posted 13 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
209.0 hrs on record (154.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You should probably play this if you like gaming
Posted 12 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
For being such an abstract game it feels very intuitive.
Not unlike postvoid where you can play it best when turning off your brain if you know what I mean.

For Intuitive flowstate hunters this is probably the perfect game.

Easy to do hard to master, not many games can pull off having only one and the same level while still keeping it interesting.
You don't advance in the game, the game advances you to be better in the one setting it has.
Yet every round is new, different and enthrawling.

I think probably don't even pick up devil daggers before this, this is just devil daggers but better in every aspect.
The voice to skull realism for one is crazy enough.
Posted 19 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.9 hrs on record
one is better tho
Posted 17 December, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
836.6 hrs on record (774.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This for sure is THE shooter of all time
Posted 17 December, 2022.
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7.1 hrs on record
This one is undeniably one of the games of all time.

Before this version came out I never knew what the hell was going on.
Not that I do now but at least it's better to look at.

In conclusion:
Bay12 please manage your newfound wealth correctly, not a lot of people do good with getting rich quick.
Good game.
Posted 17 December, 2022.
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7.1 hrs on record
As a para-virtual blockchain executive enforcment agent at an intergalactic conglomerate I've been striving for an organ fondling simulation representing you as nothing more but a cog in the machine of organ trade across the time space continuum.

I can tell you these byte sized informational packages will be received by your perceptional interfaces and hit your nerve cluster like the first time you acquired specs of neo-plasmite as a depth groveler.
The rush of hyper stimulating meta-dopamine is indescribable.

🖲︎ / 📂︎📁︎ would reccommend this to my intergalactic overlord slave trading AI named ☼︎♏︎⧫︎♋︎❒︎♎︎.
Posted 1 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.8 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
TL;DR this game is unfinished and soulless

The Gameplay loop is really addicting and I am currently trying to get all achievements before I'm done with it.
Content feels lackluster, money making techniques are unbalanced and the further you progress the more it breaks and glitches.

I'm at a point where I just want the millionaire achievement and at currrently 300k and all other achievements/things to do have been completed. NPCs can't move forwards anymore and just do their walking animation in place.
This means they don't come into the cafee which in turn makes them not generate me money.
But it does not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ matter either way since playing slots and mining bitcoin makes more money a day than all the other methods combined.

I can't go upstairs anymore because I just clip through the thing. Matter of fact most walls have become more of a suggestion rather than a boundary in this game, I clip through ♥♥♥♥ constantly.

Most mechanics feel half assed and not thought through. Take this for example:
Mining Bitcoin is illegal, if your caffee gets searched by the police and you are mining Bitcoin you will get a penalty.
The penalty is a fee of 500$. Your mining equipment stays. It makes 20k$ a day.

That beeing said I think this game has huge potential. The core concept is actually pretty neat and the gameplay loop is really addicting to me.
The execution however could have barely been worse.

Fix and balance this game, add more Content for early and late game and I will change my review and rating.
Posted 30 March, 2022.
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87.5 hrs on record (81.1 hrs at review time)
Play this game, this is a threat.
Posted 10 December, 2021.
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