♡ cummies guzzler ♡
 
 
Your juice... give it to me.

Well then...

Where do I start?I'm some sort of a person. I like to watch ninja play fortnite. A Dalish Elf. I'm the Inquisitor. I have a fancy green particle effect on my hand. I'm 16, have some long ass hair, and wear jewlz i stole from the local jewl store with Hox. I gots a Valve Sweatshirt, in hope that Valve will realize that we want HL3. I'm smart, I put all my points into Computer Science, Medicine, and Sarcasm. Therefore, in a fight, I have about a 15% chance to smack somebody with a stick at point blank, then I colapse and and cry for my friends who 2 hit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Whenever I level up, I put more points into begging from my parents to get more games. The rest of my squad consists of the following:A Dwarf Asain from The Lonley Mountians. He's spec'd out in being hipster. Then there is a Human Asain from Skyrim. He's our squads crafter and DPS, who lacks all points in Intelligence and Magic. Then there is a fellow Elf, he's an Asain, too. I found him in Majula. He's our fast-talker, but he only speaks in English. I try to level him up in nerd, but it never works. Then there is our Tank. He's white, and a oversized Dwarf from Mahakam. He's smart, and uses a baseball bat to beat me up. I cant seem to level him up, they need to fix that bug. Anyway, I run my graphics on low. Well, i run it on high, but my eyes are ♥♥♥♥, so everything seems like it's on low. We find ourselfs wondering the world of School. Half the time, there is only two of us together. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ubi, fix this broken ass game. I digress.

Also, I collect Playmobil. I got all the Western Stuff, which was around $400. Then I have a few parts of the Asain Set, that was $50. I have some random cop and fire sets, which were only about $20. Then I have a load of random sets, which were around $50. Then I got loads of random stuff from when i was a wee lass.

On some random notes, lets post everything that will offend everyone here. First off, ♥♥♥♥ Black People. Second, ♥♥♥♥ Mexicans. Third, I love all the Asians, and Korean 18+ movies are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great. Fourth, I perfer lesbian porn. Also, I am an Athiest who belives in our true lord and saviour, Jesus Gaben. In Gabe we trust.

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Comments
Vance 24 May, 2021 @ 9:44pm 
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Vance 28 Jun, 2020 @ 10:33pm 
i love you
Vance 12 May, 2019 @ 4:03pm 
wow ur so cool
♡ cummies guzzler ♡ 1 Dec, 2016 @ 6:57pm 
Suh
Frosty 13 Nov, 2016 @ 11:53am 
Yuh