Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️ THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆‍♀️🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑

I'm a huge disappointment to my family. I hate my life, I wanna kill myself. Anime, Nekopara, and 2D girls are the only reason why I continue living. My days consist of watching anime, wishing I were dead, and crying myself to sleep. The only people that understand me are my body pillows. If I were a character in an anime, I'd be the one nobody likes because I'm already the one nobody likes in real life. Please end my miserable life.

thanks man

Happy 21st Birthday DODE!

I wonder if they'd still let you work there if I sent them your little Giamatti memoir.