• I have no interest in your Bananas, Eggs, Watches, Butts, etc. — These items are fronts for money laundering and/or tax evasion and are no better than NFTs at this point
• If I see Counter-Strike or TF2 in your top recently played and we have nothing in common, your request will summarily be refused without further dialogue
• I literally do not give a toss about Steam Trading Cards or profile levels


🪪 40 y/o xennial, amateur programmer ( with the socks ), shidposter, and meme lord
🌈 Autistic, non-verbal, queer, and gender diverse af
🍗 Full time machine room operative and food ingredients handler
💃 Drag queen in my free time :3
🚫 Not a furry

🛑 Comment or interact with me before adding
⚠️ I will silently judge you based on your Steam profile
🚫 I will deny trade scammers or anyone with nothing in common
🤡 Jester Award me all you want, it's me who gets to keep the Steam Points :3

🏆 All of my rare achievements and items are legit and no hacks, cheats, macros, or auto-clickers have been used to attain them. Git gud or die trying
❌ Nothing from my inventory is up for trade. If you want something of mine that badly, go earn it yourself.
🧭 Quantic Foundry profile: https://apps.quanticfoundry.com/profiles/gamerprofile/mPcZUWbaQdfEpXe8LoY4hc/

• Primary OS: Arch Linux (DE: KDE Plasma, WM: Wayland)
• Case: Sharkoon BD28
• Keyboard: Ducky One 3 Black (Cherry MX Blue)
• Gamepad: Official Xbox (Electric Volt), Official Dualshock 4
• Mouse: GXTrust 105X Izza RGB // Logitech G502 Hero
• Mobo: ASUS Z97-Pro Gamer
• CPU: Intel i5 4690K @ 3.50ghz
• GPU: ASUS Phoenix RTX 3060 12GB
• PSU: Corsair RM650
• RAM: 4 x Corsair 8GB DDR3
• VR: HTC Vive
• Handhelds: Steam Deck 512GB, Google Pixel 7, Nintendo Switch
• MIDI: Nektar Impact GX61