It's a wonderful day to rob a bank
Maybe even two
It's a wonderful day to start a gang
Made of me and you
When Christmas comes
Everybody's having fun
And no one's ever expecting
That a heist is being brewed
It's a wonderful day to hit a store
Everything's up for grabs
And I mean everything!
And even when you think you're done, well
Go back and get some more bags
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, all the bags!
And just remember
As you send your gifts away for the crew
That today is payday too!
Take it away, fellas!
Gimme more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horns!
Come on!
All right, that's enough
It's a wonderful day to rob a bank
Maybe two or three
Four, five... I don't care
How else could we get the money
To buy a nice, big Christmas tree?
With baubles on!
So just remember
As you send your gifts away for the crew
That today is payday too!
Gimme that guitar, ya bastard!
Aw, yeah! I still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ got it
When Christmas comes
Everybody's having fun
And no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is expecting
That a heist is being brewed
Like a nice cup of tea!
So just remember
As you send your gifts away for the crew
That today is payday too!
Yeah! Merry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christmas!