Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 grouchosoft

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 1:47pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 4 Des 2021 @ 12:19pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 1:48pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 2:22pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 2:31pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2022 @ 12:58am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 13 Jun 2022 @ 11:30am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 3 Des 2022 @ 12:42pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 5 Des 2022 @ 10:56pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 29 Mar 2023 @ 1:49pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 29 Mar 2023 @ 2:39pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 7 Apr 2022 @ 9:21am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 13 Jun 2022 @ 11:38am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mar 2023 @ 1:03pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 3 Apr 2023 @ 3:07am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2022 @ 2:12pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 7 Apr 2022 @ 9:24am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 2:19pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 12 Nov 2022 @ 11:39am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mar 2023 @ 12:40pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 29 Mar 2023 @ 1:32pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 1:48pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 3 Des 2022 @ 12:39pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 5 Des 2021 @ 10:57am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 31 Mar 2023 @ 12:40pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 2:20pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 2:31pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 2:30pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 1:46pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 1:51pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 1:46pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 2:32pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 30 Mei 2022 @ 11:04pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 1:49pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Didapatkan pada 29 Nov 2021 @ 2:30pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 3 Apr 2023 @ 2:56am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 29 Mar 2023 @ 2:42pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 26 Des 2022 @ 2:22am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Didapatkan pada 26 Des 2022 @ 2:16am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Didapatkan pada 19 Jan 2023 @ 10:26pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 20 Des 2022 @ 11:59pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

26 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

16 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

14 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

389 / 5,000