Achievementy uživatele grouchosoft ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 13.47

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 4. pro. 2021 v 12.19

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 13.48

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 14.22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 14.31

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 23. dub. 2022 v 0.58

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 13. čvn. 2022 v 11.30

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 3. pro. 2022 v 12.42

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 5. pro. 2022 v 22.56

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 29. bře. 2023 v 13.49

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 29. bře. 2023 v 14.39

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 7. dub. 2022 v 9.21

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 13. čvn. 2022 v 11.38

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 31. bře. 2023 v 13.03

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odemčeno 3. dub. 2023 v 3.07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 25. pro. 2022 v 14.12

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 7. dub. 2022 v 9.24

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 14.19

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 12. lis. 2022 v 11.39

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 31. bře. 2023 v 12.40

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 29. bře. 2023 v 13.32

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 13.48

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 3. pro. 2022 v 12.39

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 5. pro. 2021 v 10.57

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odemčeno 31. bře. 2023 v 12.40

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 14.20

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 14.31

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 14.30

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 13.46

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 13.51

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 13.46

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 14.32

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 30. kvě. 2022 v 23.04

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 13.49

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odemčeno 29. lis. 2021 v 14.30

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 3. dub. 2023 v 2.56

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odemčeno 29. bře. 2023 v 14.42

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odemčeno 26. pro. 2022 v 2.22

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Odemčeno 26. pro. 2022 v 2.16

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Odemčeno 19. led. 2023 v 22.26

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odemčeno 20. pro. 2022 v 23.59

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

26 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

16 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

14 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

389 / 5,000