Goose
Bert   Moose Factory, Ontario, Canada
 
 
The goose is loose.
I'm a sucker for co-op:GooseDuck::GooseDuck:
It's 2025!
Recent Activity
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Currently In-Game
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last played on 12 Apr
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24 hrs on record
last played on 10 Apr
Sploink 16 Mar @ 3:18pm 
Anger is an acid that can do more harm in the vessel of which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Sploink 16 Mar @ 1:57pm 
on average each load contains 200 million sperm and each sperm contains about 800 megabytes of genetic data which means that on average each load you shoot you unload 160 petabytes of genetic data or twice the size of google's entire search index, you've basically got the entire internet in your balls, the average speed of which the ejaculation exits is around 45 kph, which is why it's illegal to jerk it on a school zone, now the transfer data rate of ejaculation based on the initial velocity of 12.5 mps and the estimated 160 pb of data per load, is approximately 102400 terabytes per second or a bandwidth of over one hundred thousand times faster than the fastest fiber optic connection on the planet, that means your mom is one of the highest throughput servers in existence today
Sploink 6 Mar @ 7:08am 
Mare code?
Sploink 10 Feb @ 11:29am 
GOD GAVE US JOHN DEER AND BEER AMEN
Goose 8 Feb @ 11:54pm 
Must be nice
Emmargh 8 Feb @ 9:31pm 
Elezen are everywhere today, well hot damn