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FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people (you) in your village and country has decreased by many.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a village to be unworthy of existence. These include, but are not limited to:
You acting like a Cringe Lord and threatening me.
You thinking u can stop me from doing ur mum.
You commenting on my steam profile without permission from me.
Am I banned from life?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from committing Cringe against me in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional drone strike, which may put your family and life privileges in jeopardy.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the drone strike and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by the free world. I will continue to issue drone strikes until you improve your conduct. Remember: life is privilege, not a right.
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