my life sucks. I work in a fastfood restaurant and I get horrible pay, and if I do something wrong, my cheapskate boss cuts my pay to almost zero because he's so greedy. My best friend is a moron and I always play stupid games with him. My neighbour hates me because I keep on disturbing his flute practice. Actually, I'm a pain in the bum for everyone in my town, except for my best friend, because he's too dumb to know better. I will also never be able to drive out of this mess with my car because I always fail my drivers exam.

And oh yeah, I live in a pineapple under the sea.