I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Mercy, your comments is actually the trenches 😭

I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty since you've been ignoring all the emails we sent. All we need is your credit card number, name and those 3 goofy looking numbers on the back and we'll get everything right sorted for you. (we also found some weird sticky magazines in the back seat)

i'm glad my Hodan made you mad.

Probably. I would delete it, but I'm not a little ♥♥♥♥♥, so it'll stay

He's never gonna see it bro