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HUMMERPEEK™
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HAPPY PEEKING!

EXT. FREEWAY

Several cars are on the freeway, including a yellow hummer.

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EXT: HUMMER WINDOW

A man, HUMMER GUY is leaning out of a hummer window.

[HUMMER GUY]

Dude, this car kicks ass, and I can watch Madagascar while driving!

Cut to an over-the-shoulder shot of HUMMER GUY watching the movie Madagascar inside of his hummer.

EXT. JUNGLE

A lion and a hippo are talking to each other. ALEX, the lion, asks GLORIA, the hippo, a question.

[ALEX]

What kind of music do you like, Gloria?

[GLORIA]

Hippo Hop!

Funky music starts playing. GLORIA dances along.

[GLORIA]

Woo hoo! Yeah, baby!

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EXT: HUMMER WINDOW

[HUMMER GUY]

*laughter* Dude, those animals are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny that it makes me want to merge without looking!

Cut to behind shot of hummer changing lanes. The hummer bumps another car, causing it to lose control and crash into a semi-truck carrying a gasoline tanker, which explodes. Cut to an alternate angle of hummer window.

[HUMMER GUY]

Yeah, Rumsfeld!
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Clapyourtrap 31 Jan @ 12:01pm 
the goat is back
fopafiri 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:59pm 
10 Years of Steam
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Grakus 5 Dec, 2024 @ 9:57am 
+rep outstanding in every role
Saithithris 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:15pm 
Easy win!
Clapyourtrap 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35am 
Still a based sigma chad
fopafiri 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:50pm 
+Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him and then cuddled with him. Im glad he was gay. trust this guy. :steamthis: :steamthumbsup: