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Did you know that in China there are 3 ways to say 《I love you》?
You say 我爱你（wo ai ni）for friends and girls you like, you say 给我你的鸡巴（gei wo ni de ji ba）for a more serious relationship and you say 我想你吃我的屎吧（wo xiang ni chi wo de shi）to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. And they follow this rule

Repost this if you got an A+ in Noodles in SOup's Mandarin 101.

Kawaii in the streets, senpai in the sheets

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