i wanna drown in a puddle of her piss
i want to make real life waifus.
own a gun.
sneak into the set of fast and furious 10 and steal vin diesel's underwear.
i wanna have a harem.
ask pete davidson for advice.
steal zendaya from tom holland.
piss in snow and make someone eat it.
make a tinder profile and get 100 matches.
i want to make the best tea in all of ba sing se.
find the avatar.
learn the rasengan.
slap people with noodles.
die in the hands of doctor strange.
Make love to god.(if it’s a girl)
Experiment on humans.
Take a shower with bella porch.
Travel to the sun.
Create the world’s largest banana.
Become batman.
Learn how to do ewgf irl.
Make the best pasta sauce.
Become an x men.
Beat mareese speights in a 1v1. 😶‍🌫️
Learn wing chun.
Solve a murder case.
Meet daniel craig and ask to be james bond’s sidekick.
Kiss keanu reeves.
Witness 2 girls having sex.
Be a pimp.
Own a hoodie with a ♥♥♥♥♥ on it and wear it in public. ✔️
Give kevin hart a piggy back ride.
Walk through the earth and search the highest mountains to find a reason for why you are like this.
Experience being a furry.(scary)
Getting choked by pokimane’s thighs.
Chug blood.
Obtain a high military rank.
Make the moves on gal gadot.
Have a drink with ryan reynolds.
Propose to scarlett johansson.
Bring groovy back.
Have a talk with stephen hawking.
Ask where dwayne johnson gets his haircut.
Give machine gun kelly a bottle opener.
Take a piss with oprah.
Learn how to do a backflip.
Learn how to ride a horse.
Steal morgan freeman’s voice.
Get the bartender to give me a drink.
Own a commercially large spoon.
Have dinner with the queen. (too late)
Write a book about my fatass friend.
Befriend notch.
eat a pound of chex mix.
actually lose weight.
catch a fly with chopsticks.