i wanna drown in a puddle of her piss
i want to make real life waifus.
own a gun.
sneak into the set of fast and furious 10 and steal vin diesel's underwear.
i wanna have a harem.
ask pete davidson for advice.
steal zendaya from tom holland.
piss in snow and make someone eat it.
make a tinder profile and get 100 matches.
i want to make the best tea in all of ba sing se.
find the avatar.
learn the rasengan.
slap people with noodles.
die in the hands of doctor strange.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to god.(if it’s a girl)
Experiment on humans.
Take a shower with bella porch.
Travel to the sun.
Create the world’s largest banana.
Become batman.
Learn how to do ewgf irl.
Make the best pasta sauce.
Become an x men.
Beat mareese speights in a 1v1. 😶‍🌫️
Learn wing chun.
Solve a murder case.
Meet daniel craig and ask to be james bond’s sidekick.
Kiss keanu reeves.
Witness 2 girls having ♥♥♥.
Be a pimp.
Own a hoodie with a ♥♥♥♥♥ on it and wear it in public. ✔️
Give kevin hart a piggy back ride.
Walk through the earth and search the highest mountains to find a reason for why you are like this.
Experience being a furry.(scary)
Getting choked by pokimane’s thighs.
Chug blood.
Obtain a high military rank.
Make the moves on gal gadot.
Have a drink with ryan reynolds.
Propose to scarlett johansson.
Bring groovy back.
Have a talk with stephen hawking.
Ask where dwayne johnson gets his haircut.
Give machine gun kelly a bottle opener.
Take a piss with oprah.
Learn how to do a backflip.
Learn how to ride a horse.
Steal morgan freeman’s voice.
Get the bartender to give me a drink.
Own a commercially large spoon.
Have dinner with the queen. (too late)
Write a book about my fatass friend.
Befriend notch.
eat a pound of chex mix.
actually lose weight.
catch a fly with chopsticks.