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The nicest extraction shooter where no one has to die
except ARC

yes, i paid to play a free game

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There are things in life you can experience only once. This is one of those things.

Welcomes you like an old friend you haven't seen in ages as you begin to explore, embracing beautiful soundtrack that makes you want to close your tired eyes and smile... then reminds you that you never had a friend in the first place, giving you a gut-punching plot twist... and maybe a stab wound with a bite mark. You're lost and alone in this digital world.

From genuine joy and laughter to genuine sadness, fear, despair and loneliness. I've experienced it all in this work of art, and when it was over i just felt like crying...

--{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

Often I just stood in one place to watch the dust particles dance as the sun rays played along, beautiful

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

2 Developers took visual novel genre and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it sideways with their ingenuity, bent over triple-A industry

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

Playing songs from it on repeat while writing this review. P.S turn on Japanese VA in settings, thank me later :)

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

Mature (sometimes horny) jokes, dark humor, gore, you name it.

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

My laptop goes BWWWWWWWWWWWWWUFFFFFFFFF, but you can adjust the settings

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

It's only 2GB, delete all the games you'll never play again, cmon lol

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W' (and 'Shift' occasionally)
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

I just suck at video games i guess, must be the reason why i got penetrated so often

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

no comment here :)

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

Story worth telling your grandchildren about

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

16 hours-ish ( i like it slow :P )

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

Depends on the region :)

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ No Man's Sky during launch
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Funny non game-breaking bugs on windows, enhances the experience and game's theme imho

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Разработчикам большое спасибо, годно. Желаю наконец-то потрогать травку)

"chillaxin' like a balla" type of game

Made by ex-DICE devs, really brings that classic battlefield vibe with destruction back, multiplied by 100x
Embark please pretty please never get bought by EA

☑ 100 km/h achievement
☑ 200 km/h achievement
☑ 300 km/h achievement
☑ Completely destroy your car achievement

my journey here is complete, 10/10

I should be paying to play this, it's that good

After performing 5-point room scan I can assure you that this game is more complex than trying to assemble a human after IED explosion. Parts of those fluffy bastards are scattered all around the trees. They're literally in the damn trees. I've seen cats do very questionable poses....

cons:
-cats aren't named individually like in previous installment
-cat poses being repeated

pros:
cats

more battlefield than battlefield
played additional free hour after the free weekend was over due to bug of some sort
i can finally eat my spaghetti
i'm free