◆                                                     ✞𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤, 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙁𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨!✞                                                         ◆
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Ⱥ łɨŧŧłɇ ƀɨŧ Ⱥƀøᵾŧ mɇ
★ Name: Rakesh
★ Location: Somewhere in the fields
★ Age: 47
★ Sex: With my Goat
★ I am biosexual, looking for fellow biosynthesis friend
My Likes:
✔ Money
✔ Goat
✔ Donations (Steam would be very good!)
✔ Running around naked with my socks on in the fields
✔ Eating pineapple on pizza
✔ Eating pizza on pineapple
✔ Donations
✔ My jeans which are made from 100% cotton which I have picked myself!
✔ Your lovely mother
My dislikes:
✖ No money
✖ Not donating to me or my familia
✖ Goat sometimes
✖ Toxic sewers
✖ Starving
✖ Wild carnivorous mammals which are the largest members of the dog family, living and hunting in packs
✖ The Baby
✖ Responsible Father Figures
If you are still reading this, then you owe Rakesh 1000 rupees for trespassing on place that had sign say "Property of Rakesh" or something like that. Of course, Rakesh happy to settle on 500 rupees so we both can go home 500 rupee richer!
''Ｉｆ    ｅｖｅｒｙ    ｐｏｒｋｃｈｏｐ    ｗｅｒｅ    ｐｅｒｆｅｃｔ，   ｗｅ    ｗｏｕｌｄｎ＇ｔ    ｈａｖｅ   ｈｏｔｄｏｇｓ'' - Mahatma Gandhi (1869)
"Ｔｈｅｒｅ ａｒｅ ｎｏ ａｃｃｉｄｅｎｔｓ, ｏｎｌｙ Ｒａｋｅｓｈ" - Rakesh (2021)