Holy cr*p, alignment??? Sky reference?????

the crown alignment is perfect! *dork disappears into the shadows*

vvvv Huge Dork

LOL oops

It has been in my inventory for quite some time, dear. It isn't the first, and most definitely won't be the last, haha!

The ring! :3

Hm? Whatsoever do you mean?

Congratulations! I'm so happy for you!

happy new year

I love you so much

Another Helltaker enjoyer?

Greature

She's a cruel mistress, but a mistress nonetheless

Married to death, i see. We all are though.

sexcelent

i am the one who ♥♥♥♥♥

based

Yo I ended up trans too lmao

WHITE WOMAN SPOTTED
PIT BULL GO

My botle scrumpy

this person is cool!

Do you still play TF2?

I'd be interested in doing a good offer (keys/paypal/btc) on your backpack if you're interested. Feel free to add me :D!

Have a nice day

Not a bot, reputation is on my backpack tf : )

dawww

"Life is a dark road with no starlight. As long as you don't give up and continue walking, you'll eventually see the warm sun shining down on you." -Me :)

Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If 🤢 WoMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡 Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in My neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree

There is an impostor among us

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥

Hi old friend! Remember me?

Hello

You were an interesting co-author for the TF2 Wildlife guide, wind re

doin good! hbu? its been a while man.

oh ♥♥♥♥, hey! how you doing?

+rep

based little trans c creature big poenis

"Never Forget, Flies Spread Disease So Keep Yours Close"
- BigRatJoe

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naruto has summon you join in his ninja group!! send this to 5 of your best friends to join in ninja group and be top ninja in leaf town. only true ninja work with naruto and learn how to use double team. are you one of the ninja?

cbt

be bisexual ✔️ eat hot chip ✔️ lie ✔️

lol

stop telling me about famnily guy before I post more Square words on your Steam Profile.

balls

frick

Let me tell you a sad story. You all know that I am an enemy; you also know that I'm in the process of making life hellier for you, because I want to see you suffer. It's not going to be my intention to hurt you, but I like to punish people for being idiots or because they're too stupid to know if they're doing something wrong. To make the situation worse, I've decided to make you suffer even worse. The trick is not to let me hurt you because I'm going to cause the damage. The trick is to go ahead and do whatever you're supposed to do! All you have to do is wait until the spell's over, so I don't have to punish you anymore. I have another trick up my sleeve, for when the time comes. "Let's get this over with, everyone! There's not going to be any more trouble for you, so please ignore everything I say!" That's right! I'm gonna give you everything you're not supposed to have, and it's all going to be great. Now, here comes some

+rep fun wacky 2fort demo vs heavy hijinks remember that? from 2017 ok pls accept lets do more fun wacky hijinks

I had a good day of waitressing for once, so I gave a homeless man $20 on the walk home.

Homeless Man: There must be a mistake!

Me: No mistake. I can afford to cut back a little. Have a wonderful day.

Homeless Man: (tearing up)

Suddenly, a shrieky little voice rang out. A pasty dude wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora barrelled toward me.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: The ♥♥♥♥ are you doing??!!!

He yanked the $20 bill from the homeless man’s grip, slicing his fingers on the paper. He stuffed the bloody bill in my face.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: No. NO. You worked for this money while he sat on his ass and jerked off. YOU KEEP IT.

He threw the money in my face.

Me: What the ♥♥♥♥ is your problem, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥??

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: Listen to me, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless female. I’m from New York City, where the homeless have the decency to try and work for money, whether it’s shining your shoes, cleaning your windshield, or just doing a little dance on the street corner. I once saw a man with one leg hop in a circle for hours to make $6 in change! That’s the difference between a classy homeless person... and a BUM.

Me: Well this is my money. I earned it. I’ll use it any way I like. How do you get your money if you’re so important?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: I don’t need a job because my mom gives me money!

A crowd had formed. Everyone was glaring at this scumbag and a few were even cheering me on.

Homeless Man: You want a dance, you little prick?

Everyone turned to see this homeless man rising to his feet. To our amazement, he began to perform a pitch-perfect, Korean style dance.

Homeless Man: Oppa homeless style!

The crowd erupted. We all began to join in the dance, save for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, who turned bright purple.

Everyone: Op! Op! Op! Oppa homeless style!

I threw my $20 at the homeless man’s feet. Everyone else followed suit, tossing money at him. A woman in a suit gave him her gold watch. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ took off running while the rest of us danced into the night.

im here, neat.

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I'm gnot a gnelf
I'm gnot a gnoblin
I'm a gnome
And you've been
GNOMED!