"I punch my cat and beat my wife."
"Oh I'd definitely ♥♥♥♥ Celebi."
"You can spell any letter."
"Do they just suck blood out of dead people?"
"im a cute white nationalist"
"u come in calling me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dogecoin hitler"
"I'm not homophobic, I just love gay sex."
- Alex

"I'd ♥♥♥♥ Ben Shapiro's sister, only because I know he wouldn't like it."
"I like skinless cats."
"I'd ♥♥♥♥ Zoidberg."
"Oooh, I like stinky milk.
"I would ♥♥♥♥ Vinny Vinesauce."
- Jay

[elise catches a Lopunny in Pokemon Go] "Damn did she always look like Mrs. Incredible?"
"Empathy is like a diamond pickaxe."
"I'm a DMT alien."
"Imagine hentai but it's inside of the music."
"My favourite scenario is get your daughter dressed and ready for school."
"It's a bit like the Jew situation. I feel like Anne Frank."
"I'm gonna use her like a Pokemon."
"We just had to embrace the cumshirt."
"That's not a dildo, that's my crack pipe."
"It's just me doin' butt stuff."
"Nobody cared who I was til i started eating ass."
"When I was on acid I just wanted to see powerful animals."
"I miss talking to 28 year old girls in World of Warcraft."
"The exhaust pipe... It compels me..."
"Everybody spawns a virgin."
"I love mummy sexism."
"My monitor just prolapsed."
"One day somebody is gonna come at me with an asian mum."
"I have a tab open for how much for a mum."
"My dog has the same animations as a cow."
"I infect people."
"Send me some of that Buddhist porn."
"I just bong water'd my mousepad."
"My hair is so geometric."
"Now I look like an asian kid."
"How could you commit to straightness?"
"And then my grandma haha reacted."
"You don't farm gold, you mine gold."
"My dog just got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
"How much gunk's in the trunk?"
"If you do nofap enough you become a 3d printer."
"People seem to think they need bull ♥♥♥."
"When I wash the dishes I feel lonely."
- Elise

"♥♥♥♥, I'd buy the dog ♥♥♥♥ one"
"What if I give my cat estrogen?"
"Alien twist crunch ♥♥♥♥."
"I wanna nut on a glipad."
"I'm like the alpha gay."
"I'm Oprah with a gun."
- Olive

"My dad died in Minecraft."
- Crag

"I ain't suckin' boomer ♥♥♥♥."
-Toffee

"We are not cucks, nor thots."
- Malik Obama

"I GUESS WE STARTED LIFE IN THIS ♥♥♥♥♥
... BACK IN THIS ♥♥♥♥♥
VERSE # SIX, BAR # EIGHT
AS LONG AS IM IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥ I AM STRAIGHT
#FIRE"
- Anon

"terry crews' semen is delicious apparently"
- deezy

"You don't have to be gay to ♥♥♥♥ a man in the ass"
- James

"Asian people remind me of seagulls."
- Nathan

"Honestly Hitler is open source."
- circumsoldier

"i just had a sperm squirt"
- kjwolf773

"oi stay away from me mum's crack you ♥♥♥♥"
- myst

"Chickens aren't animals, they're birds."
- Anonymous

"You can be anything you want if you're autistic."
- wavy

"you cant be 20 on ♥♥♥♥♥ mountain dude"
- brote

"Please James Hetfield God, sweet baby Angus in the crib..,,,, please let this shed be a legendary Titan Statesman 9120 wide with old school side entry Tilt a Doors..... great band"
- the KRUCKy tapes

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