i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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Ok I went into a taco bell bathroom, and started smelling some foul ♥♥♥♥ smell, I didn't see anything, so I looked up, and it looked like someones ass had blown up on the ceiling, WTF? I used to work a part time second job at an amusement park, doing housekeeping, and I'm used to people ♥♥♥♥ bombing the walls and floor, but only a few times have I seen an abstract turd painting on the ceiling, I'm just trying to figure out how it happened? did someone have explosive diarrhea and stand on their head? Was there so much force it shot back out of the bowl? this is defying the laws of physics.

I go to the bathroom while me phone in my hand opened on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, planing to beat my meat, so i open the bathroom looking at my phone and i go to the toilet and i see my brothers ♥♥♥♥ in the toilet unflushed and so i try to flush it while looking away and my phone falls into the toilet. I looked at my phone while it was open on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and full of ♥♥♥♥ (literlly) i grabbed the tip of my phone and took it out, i washed it sanitized it the phone is okay but now everytime i open ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i think about my brother's ♥♥♥♥.

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And that's how I started jerking to hentai

tik tok is encouraging young girls to post soft core porn for anyone to see. bare in mind i’m 13, but i am still able to recognise that tik tok is cancer. before tik tok rolled around, my girlfriend (together for 1 year and 3 months) was the most innocent person i’ve ever met. now she twerks in front of a camera to get 5 likes and messages from creepy men. Thank you for listening

Hello, I think in the last few hours I have been banned from the discord server. I will admit i did post pictures of a Poop in a toilet (in my eyes theres nothing wrong with that and is not NSFW) i was told by Mind (Who i hate so i don't listen to him) to stop I did (this all happened 2-3 days ago) Earlier I posted the same picture on #off-topic i believe it was just for a joke so i could make a meme out of it I recently left the house to get something from the shop down the road and when I return I find i can no longer enter the server my discord tag is TheGaming_Cake if you have banned me all i ask is for you to unban me just so i know when a new video is released because I dont get any sort of notication on my phone.

I hope you all understand

-DauntlessSquid5 <3