Jillyman
Kansas, United States
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George "O'Brien" Costanza 3 Feb, 2018 @ 1:46pm 
Heres some original content for you cuck boi.

So i was driving around town with my friends right, and this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toglodyte of a person comes up to me and says "Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥ where did you get that shirt" so i promptly ordered my legion of Jake Paulers to rip the man apart, but to my suprise the man reveals himself to be the Reincarnation of Ghengis Khan, so what i do? I follow him through the storm drains listening to his philisophical advice on how to not burn your Corn Flakes when you are adding milk to them, by this time it was around 4:41 PM EST so i immediatly left so i wouldnt be late to my AAA meeting even though i dont drink i just show up and listen to the people ♥♥♥♥♥ about their stories and how they feel bad when they really dont and they just want out of AAA so once i finish laughing my ass off at their hipocrasy i go home play some CS:GO and go to bed somewhere around 11:00 PM EST

Sincerly - Nomad^
Jillyman 21 Dec, 2017 @ 1:17pm 
Salivation has five distinct phases, most triggered by the passage of food through the body. Not all of them are a good thing. The first type of salivation is cephalic, the kind that occurs when you see or smell something delicious. The buccal phase is the body’s reflexive response to the actual presence of food in the mouth (which aids in swallowing). The oesophageal involves the stimulation of the salivary glands as food moves through the oesophogus. The gastric phase happens when something irritates your stomach—like when you’re just about to puke. The intestinal phase is triggered by a food that doesn’t agree with you passing through the upper intestine.
Sgt. James Doakes 21 Dec, 2017 @ 10:58am 
Can I has some spit facts?
George "O'Brien" Costanza 8 Dec, 2017 @ 8:58am 
You ever take a piss at the zoo, and the hippo walks into the bathroom and your like, GET OUT OF HERE YOU FAT ♥♥♥♥♥!
Arks 17 Mar, 2017 @ 7:41am 
delete ur account :^) :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) +rep
Sgt. James Doakes 15 Nov, 2016 @ 2:51pm 
yur kool bra, keep your account ;P