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74.8 hrs last two weeks / 737.8 hrs on record (511.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Aug, 2015 @ 3:16pm
Updated: 18 Apr, 2016 @ 4:51pm

CS:GO Review
Counter Strike: GO Away.
Do you enjoy recieving punishments for actions you didn't commit?
_YES _NO

Do you want to be kicked from a game because you couldn't 5v1 clutch?
_YES _NO

Do you want to be banned from the game for 7 days because your ISP was having reliability issues?
_YES _NO

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, Counter Strike: Global Offensive is the game for you!
It comes with a broken automated ban system, FREE OF CHARGE!
Hurry! Order now, and receive a 5 week period in which you can't gain enough XP to play competitive matches!

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

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Please note that Valve is not responsible for any damage done to computing components due to rage smashing and/or throwing. Valve is also not responsible for psychotic rages induced by this game, nor will Valve pay any damages that result directly or indirectly from mental instability induced by Counter Strike: Global Offensive
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19 Comments
DEMO MAN 14 Jan, 2016 @ 4:40pm 
G-eazy is garbage but your review is solid
Phonrow 14 Jan, 2016 @ 12:34am 
the game is crap to begin with as well as any other army related game so far
EmranR 11 Jan, 2016 @ 2:23am 
i hate the same things you hate and i gaved a shit review.
STARLORD 3 Jan, 2016 @ 4:08am 
do you enjoy loosing your rank because of some shitfaces cod kid faggot team buy this game
delta 30 Dec, 2015 @ 6:28am 
seriously
go play MW2 or BO2 and youll see what I mean
Ja Pierdolę! 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:14am 
What's a logic?
Broward County Tic-Tac 29 Dec, 2015 @ 10:40pm 
That logic is fucked dude.
delta 29 Dec, 2015 @ 2:57pm 
you cant play COD multiuplayer without cheating because like 80% of people cheat in that game
delta 29 Dec, 2015 @ 2:56pm 
its funny because those 2 are from COD
Ja Pierdolę! 29 Dec, 2015 @ 2:17pm 
lol ok