Poppycock!

But again, Dr. Monocle, forgive me for my passive aggresiveness. I wish only for the dearest of relations between us.

Ah, your comments flatter me. I hope this was meant in earnest, not as a facade of politeness. I do wish our friendship to be one not built from lies, but trust-and flattery in no way leads to trust.

Clearly, Archmage Rook, you have never looked into a mirror!

Also that cat is possbily the classiest thing I have ever seen

Proposterous!