This is a game in which you play as Yukesteddle Half-Brain, a recovering autist. You have to battle against your subprimal autistic urges as other nations try relentlessly to steal all your cardinals. The goal of the game is to finally get a cardinal to tell the pope how savagely molested you are on a daily basis by the catholic church. I have yet to achieve this goal and am still imprisoned to this day, please send aid.