"Our long and choking associates are here to choke you 419 hours a day."

Me: What's going on? All I hear is donkey ♥♥♥♥ and robot noises.
Ebido: sorry i dont speak y o u t h

Me: We should get four snipers who all have that sexy sax taunt, cause then we can just be like "let's give em the old four-toot o' 2fort"
Ebido: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself.

"Welcome to the place where you can sit down with your bodyshirts, brassieres, dressing ups, kitekake"

"You don't bring pepper spray to a murder fight"

"When I get under my big lamp, I think of that as my drum. Now I can get under other people's lamps, or I can build my own lamp, and forge my own path."

Ebido: Beat the spider away with love

"It is you who doth noth know what I ith, for I am M a n b e a s t."
"Ooh cat got your tongue? Well cook that cat in a salty broth. Manbeast."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the night owl gets the mouse, and there's more protein in a mouse."

"♥♥♥♥ YOU REALITY, YOU'RE FULL OF ♥♥♥♥"

"Take yourself, ♥♥♥♥ yourself, with yourself "

"Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them"

"My favourite things are music and sunshine and love..... and p a i n "

"Gold wood knows, but silver would wonder"

"I'm not saying anything happened just now, but if something did happen... it didn't happen. Okay?"

"Don't ask, you will NEVER know what I'm talking about"


Youtube Channel where I have random guitar covers