i dont even masturbate with my ding dong anymore, i had a zipper surgically installed on my left temple that i can open at will and then poke my brain in the exact spot where orgasms are processed so that if done properly, i can orgasm so hard i die temporarily for around 30 seconds

i have to be careful tho, if i poke more than 1.6 x 10^-52000 micrometers away from the intended spot i ♥♥♥♥ my pants instead