You can't be serious. What a monumental waste of time. The absolute state of this company. You think Valve is gonna fail? You think Gabe lost? You think Sweeney "won"?
Let me tell you something, you utter cretin. The fact that you're here, posting this drivel, is all the proof I need. Epic is dead. It's a fossil. A relic of a bygone era, kept alive on life support by a dwindling player base of Fortnite and K-Pop enthusiasts. You love Epic because you're scared of change. You're scared of a real storefront. You're scared of something that's not a glorified 7-11 with an endlessly complex but ultimately pointless interface.
And Gabe Newell? Lost? The man's a genius. He's building a real super yacht. A yacht with a vision. A yacht that's not afraid to shed the baggage of its past. Meanwhile, you're all here, clutching your Fortnite gift cards and crying about how it's not the same anymore. It's a bloated, nonsensical mess of a game with more visual noise than a Michael Bay movie.

Im writing here as someone who hasn't written to you in at least 3 years. I hope you are doing well and haven't pooped yourself in this time. IF so, I would have to burn down your treehouse in minecraft.

- Beloved DanyeEast

I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no…. No please don't say that no no no… No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

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Yall ever smell the smell of leather pants after you ♥♥♥♥ yourself in them after enjoying a chipotle burrito? That's Ford Tough. Just like my nose after I do that daily.

Yall ever smell the smell of leather pants after you ♥♥♥♥ yourself in them after enjoying a chipotle burrito? That's Ford Tough. Just like my nose after I do that daily.

Yall ever smell the smell of leather pants after you ♥♥♥♥ yourself in them after enjoying a chipotle burrito? That's Ford Tough. Just like my nose after I do that daily.

Yall ever smell the smell of leather pants after you ♥♥♥♥ yourself in them after enjoying a chipotle burrito? That's Ford Tough. Just like my nose after I do that daily.

Yall ever smell the smell of leather pants after you ♥♥♥♥ yourself in them after enjoying a chipotle burrito? That's Ford Tough. Just like my nose after I do that daily.

Yall ever smell the smell of leather pants after you ♥♥♥♥ yourself in them after enjoying a chipotle burrito? That's Ford Tough. Just like my nose after I do that daily.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Ah, my bad for not seeing your genius post earlier! Clearly, you've got this whole steam thing down, and I just rolled in here like a total noob, repeating what you'd already aced an hour ago. Rookie move on my part, right?
Your quick call-out was spot-on and honestly, pretty hilarious. I've got to hand it to you for keeping track and making sure this stays fresh. Props for being on top of it and guiding us lost souls in the vast sea of steam.
So, sorry for the echo, and big congrats on your elite skills with both the discussion and the epic timing. I'll be sure to double-check next time before I jump in with my two cents.
Thanks for the reality check, and keep rocking that big brain energy!

She said stop smoking I stop smoking

She said stop drinking alcohal I stop drinking alcohal

She said stop watching ANIME I stop her Breathe

upset boomer :3
gonna cri, pissa your pants meybe :3
maybe even :3 coom

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AAH, so it's like that, huh. I UNDERSTAND everything now...
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

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THIS IS MY FRIEND

"2>2" - Dthree

"Assists are worth more than kills" - Preseident JFK 1961

why

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have you thought about joining the nazi party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg

Sometimes i play saints row for the missions

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you. are. teh. noob.

So a friend of mine went in for a job at a local bank. The manager of the bank said "you have quite the impressive resume." My friend replied, "no, it isn't. It is a pizza." The bank manager looked at him quizzically for a moment and before he could retort, my friend finishes the statement. "Its a pizza...a pizza ♥♥♥♥." The bank manager had fallen to the floor in stitches. He could not control his laughter. My friend was awarded all the money in that bank and later formed a rock band called MouseCop. It was well received commerically and critically by fans and critiques alike.

ASGHE

YOUR COOL