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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 11,879.6 hrs on record (4,883.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 19 Dec, 2014 @ 1:09pm
Updated: 19 Dec, 2014 @ 1:10pm

A few things that stand out over my 4500+ games I’ve played are the following:

1) Regardless of how supportive and accommodating you are, you will always be stuck with one cancerous player that will just ruin the game.
2) Your opponents will always play like a well formed professional team. Your team on the other hand will fight over the mid position, pick 5 cores, purchase no wards ,fail to rotate on ganks and you won’t have a courier till the 35 minute mark.
3) If you play with your friends they will slowly break all ties from you. This is because of the constant aggressive verbal directions and abuse you will hurdle at them over the course.
4) Dota2 is like a drug addiction. You will be always chasing that first high. In reality it’s a flaming piece of ♥♥♥♥. You end up depressed, jobless and friendless.
5) Now that I reflect on the total hours I’ve spent on this game, I could have done something useful in my life – Like get a University degree, or learn a new skillset.
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