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So my buddies dating this girl that is a complete ♥♥♥♥ and I hate. Every time I'm at his house I religiously go into the bathroom and blow a load in her body wash and conditioner. I usually switch it up but I do it close to everytime. He has been texting me saying how she is pregnant and it doesn't add up... what is the probability I'm the father hahaha

you really need to be careful how you talk about me on here, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where i am from, we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned