This is my wife's boyfriend.

She started seeing him right after we got married. He’s an incredible guy, so thoughtful and sweet. He even bought me the SteelSeries Arctis Nova Pro Wireless Multi-System Gaming Headset with ACTIVE NOISE CANCELLING. It's a game-changer for me. While he’s in the next room, loudly making love to my wife for hours on end, I don’t have to hear a thing. I can just lose myself in my streaming. He’s always cheering me on, saying I’ll get a viewer soon. His encouragement means the world to me. I’m really hopeful!

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

-REP BOT dog, gave me herpes and won't answer my calls

-REP BOT dog, no info in game

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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)