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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Upplåst 8 jun, 2021 @ 4:41

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Upplåst 8 jun, 2021 @ 4:56

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 15:32

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Upplåst 13 feb, 2024 @ 12:57

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 8:06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 3:17

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 9:12

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 10:22

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 15:32

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Upplåst 10 jun, 2021 @ 4:50

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Upplåst 23 okt, 2021 @ 15:24

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 15:32

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Upplåst 12 jun, 2021 @ 3:56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 15:32

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 15:32

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Upplåst 12 okt, 2021 @ 11:51

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Upplåst 1 maj, 2023 @ 16:50

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Upplåst 6 jul, 2021 @ 9:50

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Upplåst 17 jun, 2021 @ 14:23

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Upplåst 20 okt, 2021 @ 3:08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 15:32

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Upplåst 10 jun, 2021 @ 11:12

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Upplåst 10 jun, 2021 @ 4:50

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Upplåst 10 jun, 2021 @ 10:58

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 15:32

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 19 okt, 2021 @ 16:08

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 15:32

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Upplåst 8 jul, 2021 @ 8:41

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 15:32

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 15:32

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Upplåst 21 apr, 2022 @ 12:46

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Upplåst 5 jul, 2021 @ 12:49

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Upplåst 17 okt, 2021 @ 4:49

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Upplåst 23 okt, 2021 @ 15:02

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 15:32

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Upplåst 8 jun, 2021 @ 5:37

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 3:21

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Upplåst 11 jun, 2021 @ 5:39

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Upplåst 8 jun, 2021 @ 4:59

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Upplåst 8 jun, 2021 @ 5:32

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Upplåst 10 jun, 2021 @ 9:56

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 3:19

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Upplåst 9 jun, 2021 @ 10:01

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Upplåst 17 apr, 2022 @ 5:09

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Upplåst 17 apr, 2022 @ 14:09

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Upplåst 27 maj, 2024 @ 8:44

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Upplåst 11 jun, 2021 @ 2:31

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Upplåst 27 okt, 2021 @ 3:14

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Upplåst 2 jul, 2021 @ 15:28

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Upplåst 10 jun, 2021 @ 10:44

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Upplåst 11 jul, 2021 @ 2:59



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
25 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
7 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
90 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+12

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